timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

(Source: pkmnprofessor-sycamore, via popularboyfriend)

515,644 notes

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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322,265 notes

theyearofbecoming:

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weloveshortvideos:

Everytime I wash a spoon

Vine by BigNik

OH my god

this video is a work of art

(via gnarly)

65,706 notes

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via thetowndrugdealer)

480,675 notes

jaclcfrost:

[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite

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25,462 notes

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom, via guy)

349,518 notes

louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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46,005 notes

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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(Source: fzur, via lookatziam)

273,970 notes

brownglucose:

Police Chief of Ferguson: One of our officers got hit with a brick and broke his ankle :-(

Me:
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(via lohanthony)

12,646 notes

harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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(via thetowndrugdealer)

17,543 notes

italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

(Source: doughnot, via hate)

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